Terms & Conditions of Matrimonial Engagement

Last Updated: Right after I rehearsed “Will you marry me?” for the 47th time.

By accessing this website and/or emotionally entertaining the thought of spending your entire life with the proposer (hereinafter referred to as "The Undersigned Romantic Entity" or simply "Srinath"), you (hereinafter referred to as "The Beautiful Counterparty" or "She Who Is Considering It") agree to be bound by the following terms, conditions, emotional disclosures, and affectionate obligations:

1. Acceptance of Terms

By not immediately closing this tab in horror or forwarding it to your best friend with the caption “LOLLLL”, you hereby acknowledge that these terms may be cute, semi-legally binding, and moderately ridiculous.

2. Definitions

• “Relationship Agreement”: A non-expiring, renewable-by-love, mostly monogamous arrangement with mutual snacks and shared Netflix logins.
• “Chai Clause”: A recurring provision requiring warm beverages and cozy conversations.
• “Force Majeure”: Includes but is not limited to wedding planning stress, nosy relatives, and unexpected flatulence.

3. License to Love

You are hereby granted a perpetual, irrevocable, non-transferable license to receive bad jokes, forehead kisses, and unsolicited hugs. Usage is subject to emotional reciprocity and occasional eye rolls.

4. Emotional Liability Disclaimer

Srinath is not responsible for:

• Melting of the heart due to surprise gestures
• Unexpected butterflies during morning texts
• Long-term addiction to shared laughter

Any damages caused by excessive love, cuddles, or brunch dates shall be considered intentional and lovingly inflicted.

5. Confidentiality Clause

All embarrassing childhood stories, weird food combinations, and Spotify guilty pleasures revealed post-acceptance shall remain confidential and not used in arguments or roast battles (except in good humor).

6. Governing Law

This Agreement shall be governed by the laws of Mutual Respect (MR), Sincere Communication (SC), and the Occasional Sarcastic Banter (OSB).

7. Dispute Resolution

In the unlikely event of emotional turbulence, both parties agree to:

1. Pause
2. Hug it out
3. Rewatch a comfort movie (e.g., Zindagi Na Milegi Dobara)

8. Severability

If any clause in this Agreement is deemed invalid, weird, or “too much,” the remaining terms shall survive and continue to be binding in all matters of love and snacks.

9. Termination

This contract may not be terminated, but may be upgraded, renewed, or amended with joint cuddles and a shared Google Calendar.

10. Entire Agreement

This document constitutes the entire agreement between Srinath and The Beautiful Counterparty with respect to this proposal, superseding all previous WhatsApp chats, phone calls, and emoji reactions.

Clicking “Yes” is optional but highly encouraged.